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Sunday, December 24th, 2006
3:18 pm
A fWEo Christmas -- 12/24/02 (1 of 3)
BORT: This was our "Christmas special"...hard to believe it was written FOUR years ago. Renner will get his part of the commentary up...eventually, I would guess.

The 12 Days of Christmas, fWEo StyleCollapse )

Amends: Act ICollapse )

Another STUMP Squad Christmas: Act ICollapse )

Santa Funpants: Act ICollapse )

Sphere & The Janitors of Christmas: Act ICollapse )

The Quest For The Gold Christmas Tree: Act ICollapse )

Sphere & The Janitors of Christmas: Act IICollapse )

Santa Funpants: Act IICollapse )

Another STUMP Squad Christmas: Act IICollapse )

The Quest For The Gold Christmas Tree: Act IICollapse )

Stranded In BeavertonCollapse )

Sphere & The Janitors of Christmas: Act IIICollapse )

Amends: Act IICollapse )

Another STUMP Squad Christmas: Act IIICollapse )

The Quest For The Gold Christmas Tree: Act IIICollapse )

Santa Funpants: Act IIICollapse )
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
2:49 am
Sunday, July 9th, 2006
11:01 pm
1:56 am
1:55 am
Saturday, July 8th, 2006
12:36 am
11/16/02 Saturday Afternoon's Curtain Jerker
This is what the note left at BQ's apartment at the end of Team Lightning's Super Mega Funtime Spectacular was talking about. "Saturday Afternoon's Curtain Jerker" is, of course, a parody of "Saturday Night's Main Event". Also the show is being held in the Murphy Recreation Center, which was the original building that Ring of Honor ran their Philly shows in.

OpeningCollapse )

All-American AcumenCollapse )

Adam Nowell vs. Dan WilliamsCollapse )

Six & A QuarterCollapse )

Still HereCollapse )

Stump vs. Janitor SevenCollapse )

Partner NeededCollapse )

The Ultimate MeetingCollapse )

Scott Hart/Abusah/Steve vs. Bill White/Bob Smith/Mike ClarkCollapse )

IssuesCollapse )

Senor Funpants & A bottle of Cherry 7-UP vs. Black Quicksilver & Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Mike Heftel & Mr. T vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan & VirgilCollapse )
Friday, July 7th, 2006
1:09 am
Thursday, July 6th, 2006
1:13 am
1:09 am
10/07/02 Unleashed -- Origins (1 of 2)
or·i·gin (ôr -j n, r -)

1. The point at which something comes into existence or from which it derives or is derived.
2. Ancestry: "We cannot escape our origins, however hard we try" (James Baldwin).
3. The fact of originating; rise or derivation: The rumor had its origin in an impulsive remark.

BORT: I don't really remember how we came up with this idea, but I do remember saying "Well, we'll just keep writing stuff until we have something for everyone". This one *might* have been started before the last show, and when I realized three weeks had passed, I tossed up the "recap of the boat trip" show. This was originally a "post too large", hence the reason I'm posting it in two parts.

Ultimate WarriorCollapse )

David CrockettCollapse )

Mike HeftelCollapse )

Mr. TCollapse )

Sean MooneyCollapse )

Scott Hart & Texas KidCollapse )

Team LightningCollapse )

Razor RamonCollapse )

VirgilCollapse )

StumpCollapse )

La ParkaCollapse )

Hacksaw Jim DugganCollapse )

Ken WarCollapse )

Elite Janitor Squad of Destruction & CleanlinessCollapse )

Beef & El JanitoCollapse )
Monday, July 3rd, 2006
2:16 am
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
11:54 pm
08/26/02 Unleashed -- The Secret Wars
Little background here: The Secret Wars was a 12-issue limited series from Marvel Comics back in (looks up Wikipedia...thanks, Renner) 1984-1985. The last issue in the series was the first comic I ever bought (June '91), and when we started WR4I, I was thinking of just how I could parody it. Then along came Toyfare magazine, who did their own Secret Wars spoof. Basically, just like in the comics, superheroes and supervillians were put on the island (or other dimension, whatever it was), only instead of having to fight each other, they'd have to take part in all these ridiculous contests, some of them completely one-sided. I figured "I can do that, and I can make it even MORE ridiculous!", and I pitched the idea to Comey and Renner, neither of whom knew what the hell a "Secret Wars" was. They went along with it anyway, and here we are. I DID steal one joke from Toyfare's spoof, and I'll point it out when we get to it (it's a fairly small one, anyway).

OpeningCollapse )

Tackling ContestCollapse )

Pin The Tail On The DonkeyCollapse )

Tony Hawk 3Collapse )

Drinking ContestCollapse )

Dancing ContestCollapse )

Midget BoxingCollapse )

Treasure HuntCollapse )

Spelling BeeCollapse )

Three-Legged RaceCollapse )

???Collapse )

Cake-Baking ContestCollapse )
Saturday, July 1st, 2006
2:43 am
1:24 am
Thursday, June 29th, 2006
1:09 am
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
4:37 pm
1:35 am
07/22/02 Unleashed
I haven't really written anything as of late, so I decided to go all the way back to the first fWEo show and re-post it here, with "commentary" thrown in every now and then. Oddly enough, it wasn't called "fWEo" yet, as Sphere had begun to claim ownership of the fWo after it closed down a month before (which was basically the end of the fWo as we knew it), and told everyone that these shows he was promoting were under the fWo banner. Try your best to enjoy.

OpeningCollapse )

Mr. T vs. Hacksaw Jim DugganCollapse )

Team Lightning Meets Mega JobCollapse )

An Argument Leads To...A Match?Collapse )

Team Lightning vs. Texas Kid & WaruCollapse )

All One PeopleCollapse )

No-ShowCollapse )

Claire vs. Evil-LynCollapse )

ReplacementCollapse )

Stump/Razor Ramon/??? vs. Mega JobCollapse )

AftermathCollapse )
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
7:28 pm
The Mecha Godzilla Series: Mega Job v. nWo Elite (part 1)
This is the first part of the "Mecha Godzilla" series. I came up with this idea because I felt weird at the time and wanted to have a match that started at one point in the show and then continued through other matches within the show.

This is the (near) exact conversation Bort and I had:

CMPunkIsMyIdol: Mega Job vs. nWo Elite, with Steve "turning" on Mega Job to join Ted E. Ruxpin, who does some kind of run-in
CMPunkIsMyIdol: and Codemaster & Waru vs. New York Matters
maikerenna: Can I have Mega Job v. nWo Elite just take a turn for the weird and they have to team up to stop Mecha Godzilla from destroying Beaverton?
maikerenna: I'm feeling a little weird today.

Bort was a champion for agreeing to this.

"Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing began to play. This obviously meant that Mega Job was joining us for their crazy antics. However, when Mega Job walked out, El Janito was looking around all nervously. Beef was, for some reason, armed with a potato launcher, and Steve... well, Steve didn't look like he cared too much.

I don't know where the hell the potato launcher came from.

After Mega Job entered the ring, "Groove Is In The Heart" by Dee Lite began to play, and out came Mongo. Mongo held Kevin Greene's leesh, and generally speaking was dragging him to the ring since Greene LOST the Wominternopean Jobberweight Title at Worst of the Worst last month. Neverthless, when nWo Elite entered the ring, they overheard Mega Job having an argument.

"I'm telling you, Beef! I saw him! I saw Mecha Godzilla!" Janito whined.

"Oh, hush, you. Why the hell would Mecha Godzilla bother coming to Beaverton?"

And then, suddenly, the roof of the Bingo Hall was LITERALLY torn apart, because pint-sized(which was still a good story and a half tall) Mecha Godzilla had just jumped through the roof and landed in the eighteenth and nineteenth rows of the Bingo Hall.

And yet, the Bingo Hall would be mysteriously repaired by the time of WAZ II.

"Oh no!" Mongo shouted, "It's Mecha Godzilla!"

Dead silence.

Mongo looked around, and then added, "...Bay-ba?"

Anything Mongo says is gibberish unless he says "bay-ba" at the end. This is a joke I picked up from Bort when Mongo and Greene challenged Waru for the unified Jobberweight and Janitorweight titles.

El Janito jumped in Beef's arms and screamed like a girl.

Kevin Greene jumped in Mongo's arms and probably would have pooped all over Mongo had Mongo not immediately dropped him. Beef, in turn, also dropped El Janito. Then he looked over at Mongo.

"Hey, Mongo!"

"What, bay-ba?"

"We have to put aside all of our differences and fight off Mecha Godzilla if we hope to make the fWEo safe for our children." Beef said.

"MONGO wants to know if we ever had any differences, bay-ba." Mongo said.

"And EL JANITO wants to know if we'll ever have children." Janito added.

Beef is usually very dramatic, in a bad sort of way, which would've foreshadowed his directorial gimmick had he not been doing that in fWo at this exact same time.

Mongo usually spoke of himself in the third person in our fed, so Janito did that to mock him.

"Oh, shut up and help me fight Mecha Godzilla!" Beef said, as he exited the ring. Janito shrugged and groaned, and pulled out a pair of Jobberangs before he exited the ring. Mongo grabbed Kevin Greene's leash and dragged him out of the ring, before arming himself with a sheet of paper and a 2x4 that he probably stole from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's 2x4 collection.

The referee, not knowing what to do, simply called for the next match to be called until these idiots could come back to the ring.
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
2:30 am
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
3:21 am
Mooney: Well, Living Legend...this is it.

Zbyszko: It is? Finally!

Mooney: Wait, where are you going?

Zbyszko: I'm leaving.

Mooney: But we still have the main event!

Zbyszko: You just said this was it.

Mooney: Yes, as in...it's time for the main event.

Zbyszko: When you say "this is it" in the wrestling business, that means "the show's over". Amateur.

Mooney: I SHOULD point out that you use this same joke ALOT. Almost like you...forget you've done it before.

This is true. I have Zbyszko do this WAY too much. And yes, Mooney just implied that Zbyszko has Alzheimer's.

Do you DARE go any further?Collapse )
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
1:43 am
The Second Annual World's Most Overbooked Match commentary, by Renner
This is Renner on commentary, mainly because I wrote this match.

The World's Most Overbooked Match, or, as it's sometimes called for WAZ II: the SAWMOM. This was the match I came up with for last year's WAZ, and it became such a fun match to write that I decided to do it AGAIN for WAZ II. The concept behind this match is that there are four teams of two (the previous year, it was Beef/Janito, Steve/Oddjob, New York Matters, and the Elite Janitor Squad), a couple of managers, a couple of people joining Mooney/Zbyszko on commentary, and SCHEDULED run-ins. In addition, the match isn't decided by pinfall or anything like that, instead, there's a panel of three judges who decide on each character's performance via some ridiculous categories.

If that makes any sense to you at all, then YOU are a We R 4 Idiots fan!

Anyone notice how funny of an acronym 'SAWMOM' is?Collapse )
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